favourite motherly advice (upon breaking up)
the best way to get over someone- is to get under someone else
second favourite motherly advice (upon threatening to slit wrists during exam week)
okay, just do it outside, dear
third favourite motherly advice (upon choosing not to slit wrists)
don't worry dear, your average isn't on your diploma or your paycheque
fourth favourite motherly advice (regarding the importance of children experiencing nature)
get outside before i throw you outside
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