July 21, 2010

#511 Donald-the-Bishop

the boy he is forgotten, the man stands 6 feet 9
scale's numbers jump to one-forty-kg, lines up t'the needle ev'ry time
with arms that could spell wiry, describe their agile owner to the world
and a cut below his good eye, that makes for a many story
let me name our black-jeaned hero, introducing Donald-the-Bishop

inches from pro-league contracts, but something changed (in) his mind
schwarzennagger still owes him, he'll prove 50 push-up at one time
for which he'll make you choose, "with the left or with the right?"
ripped off, by hollywood; beaten down, by all that's good
Donald-the-Bishop, we sure could use you now

i was there that tuesday, outside Mrs. Lee's
Donald with the devil in him, requiring four rcmp's
they all hit the concrete sidewalk, a uniform gripped in donald's headlock
five red faces from the effort, 7 long minutes this spectacle did consume
but Donald-the-Bishop... landed in the backseat, of the good ol' white-and-blue

this be just one quick sketch, one of the many many
there's Marigold-John Donnie-the Dyke and the Wookies, but they earn a song all their own
same for Mr. Underduck, and Captain Shaky too
but before we proceed farther, let's tip one cold one back
to the four respected officers, and The Bishop jeaned in black

Donald-the-Bishop, we sure could use you now
Donald-the-Bishop... we sure could use you now!

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