April 30, 2010

#409 i need an assistant

to tell me where to be
help me eat healthy
tell me where i left my stuff
help me just enough
keep track of my life
without having to be my wife
tell me i deserve a beer
keep my memory crystal clear
i need an assistant
tell me what i'm suppose to pick up
remind me at 5:30, feed the pup
one with a good sense of humour
that knows to laugh at all my jokes
one with a good judgement of character
that likes me and all my blokes
pay might be low
but you get to hang out with me you know

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