#214 naming our son

i said Apu

and Tyrese and Tyrone

suggested Jamal
and Kobe too

she said

no! those aren't right

but i knew she meant...

something more white

so i suggested one whiter
than pre-tiger golf...

i said, hey

how 'bout Adolf?

here i'll end and not go on

but suffice it to say

our son's name is John